dongbearer:

sonic dont

okboy:

anime guy: *literally beats the shit out of another guy til he almost dies*

the guy that got beat up: thank u we are friends now

anime guy: yeah

punchymemeboi:

1-800-lonely-boy:

you are my peach, you are my plum

snapscube:

gaypeopletwitter:

fashionbratz:

✨👼🏾👼🏼👼🏾✨

areallyangrychicken:

sesh:

areallyangrychicken:

she needs to read this 

who?

mothdogs:

vampireapologist:

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

paulthebukkit:

Isabelle, the all-consuming black hole is coming. Oh my god she has headphones on. She can’t hear us. Oh my god